The Oz Blog

Friday, March 21, 2003

Why is it that despite the fact that it was Holly's birthday yesterday, it's me who finds myself sleeping late in order to cure the stoned and drunken swaying that seems to have become a frequent problem? Oh that's right, Holly has acute bronchitis. We don't know the source of the evil bug, but we have a few vague ideas. Doesn't help that half of Byron appears to have it.

Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to get on my soap box for a few minutes and rant about the injustice of yesterday. If you already know about this or your name is Cat, please skip ahead to the end of the rant because it doesn't concern you. However, to those who it does concern, I have to say that even though I thought my birthday sucked, to only get ONE email on your birthday sucks even more, especially when you're ill. So to all of Hoz's friends who made such a fuss about her leaving and how much they were going to miss her, I just want to say the following: you fuckwits. One of 'your lot' (let's remember how fucking cliquey and lame ealing is here for a minute) is on the other side of the world, away from everyone and everything she knows, it's her birthday and noone remembers. I'm not going to carry on, I've said my piece. End of rant.

In the meantime, we're leaving Byron early next week to go north and in search of jobs since our funds are running a little low and there's only so much time to be spent getting caned on beaches all day. Time to make some money and relieve this stagnant boredom that has descended on us. As nice as Byron is, I'd like to come back before we leave Oz and I don't think I could do that if I had to stay another whole week. My money is rapidly disappearing and I need a change of scenery. Poor Holly's been here almost three weeks so I feel for her.

Anyway, I need a hangover cure in whatever way, shape or form it chooses to present itself. Maybe a fried breakfast, maybe a spliff. We shall see.

posted by adulescent 6:40 PM

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Nimbin is my mecca. Everyone who doesn't bother emailing me SUCKS ASS on a serious level. That is all. Time to hit the beach.

posted by adulescent 4:59 PM